Not in this lifetime. I'll get over it eventually, but I'd rather bash him for now.
When Dan Scardino won a gold watch commendation he had it bronzed.
Dan Scardino thinks the two days of the week that start with T are today and tomorrow.

Kate, looking for other jokes to adapt.....

Dan Scardino thought "your mother wears Army boots" was a compliment so he bought his mother some.
Dan Scardino can do the work of three men-- Larry, Moe and Curly
Dan Scardino thinks he's perfect. Someone called him a nobody and everyone knows nobody's perfect.

I can adapt jokes too.

LOL! Oh boy!
I'm trying to think of a lightbulb joke but I can't come up with one.

Kate

How many federal agents does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They're supposed to keep us in the dark about their investigations.
Or:
Two. One to change the bulb and one to plant the microphone.

(The second one is actually the answer to "How many KGB agents..." etc. A really old joke!)

LOL! Yeah, planting bugs- that's booger all right.
KGB? What's that? (Just kidding, I know what it is. Not what it stands for but what it is. Oh well, at least you found a way to connect the car booger to them!)

You really have it for that guy! Be prepared for him to pop up in quite a few stories. He's usually presented as nice guy, but I remember one where he wasn't so nice. There is also one where he and Lois are in a relationship and no happy ending for her and Clark. I'm looking for them.

And what makes you think I'm interested? LOL! Actually I'd read the one where he is not so nice. Any other - well, just not interested.

Kate, expecting an avalanche of Dan stories all of a sudden

For some reason, in the no happy ending story, she prefers another no love for him relationship with another man than a real, loving relationship with Clark. The "I can learn to love him" thing she had with Luthor. I love Clark but I don't want him is her motto.

P.S. Clark as lunkhead is showing up in a lot of new stories all of a sudden. I wonder if. . .nah.

I see evidence of the motto in a lot of these stories. Of course that's the conflict needed and it's necessary but the degree to which she takes it is sometimes hard to believe. If anyone treated me like that...!

Kate

Or if I treated anyone like that- accusing someone of rape, getting them fired, then remembering what really happened and not doing anything about it. Not that she needs to, Lois is never wrong, remember. She doesn't need a conscience with Clark because he forgives her so easily.
Poor guy. He's either his own worst enemy or the perfect man. I can't decide which. LOL! Why do they even want one another?!