Destroy the suit, keep the S? Or stain it with chocolate and keep the S?
Sorry, can't let it go!
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SUPERMAN PUZZLED!
Police Suspicious
Sanitation workers found the battered remnants of a
suit once belonging to Superman stuffed in a gutter
near the corner of Carter and Flynn Streets in
downtown Metropolis early this morning. It appeared
to have been torn with a knife, burned by microwaving,
shot by a pellet gun and pounded by both ends of a ball peen hammer.
Police suspect the person who destroyed the suit used
chocolate to hide what appears to be a bomb stain
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