Only Superman could have a bomb stain on his clothes and try to remove it.....

Kate

SUPERMAN PUZZLED!
Police Suspicious

Sanitation workers found the battered remnants of a
suit once belonging to Superman stuffed in a gutter
near the corner of Carter and Flynn Streets in
downtown Metropolis early this morning. It appeared
to have been torn with a knife, burned by microwaving,
shot by a pellet gun and pounded by both ends of a ball
peen hammer.
Police suspect the person who destroyed the suit used
chocolate to hide what appears to be a bomb stain on
what remains of the front of the suit. The stylized “S”
emblem was missing, apparently ripped from the main
material of the uniform, which appears to be plain lycra
spandex of Earth origin, leaving bits and pieces of
nylon thread in the shape of the famous symbol.
The buckle of the belt at the waist of the savaged suit
took the most damage by the unknown abuser, having
been pounded into an irregularly shaped piece of thin
metal like a pork tenderloin between toasted slices of
wheat bread. Police spokesmen raised their eyebrows and
coughed into their fists when asked why this might have
been done.
Superman, himself, waved off comment to glare at the
police spokesmen- both of whom broke out in a heavy
sweat before turning and running away as fast as they
could.
Because of the savagery of the attack on the suit, it is
believed someone of extraordinary strength stole the item
from the apartment of Clark Kent, one of the better reporters
working for the Daily Planet newspaper and who has been
known to do Superman’s laundry, and proceeded to
destroy it by hand.
“The nylon thread,” said Inspector William Henderson of
the Metropolis Police Department, “could have been used
for deep sea fishing according to our investigators. Whoever
tore the Superman emblem from the front of the suit did so
in one fluid motion. Offhand, I would say only a certain
black-cowled vigilante from our sister city of Gotham
is the most likely culprit.” He paused. "Jealousy."
When told of this theory, Superman said, “While I respect
Inspector Henderson’s opinions, in this case I must disagree.
Gotham’s dark knight is actually a good friend of mine. I’m
afraid whoever did this is local.” He sighed and looked off
into the distance. “I’ve made many dangerous enemies here
in Metropolis, one of whom is more murderous than I
would have thought.” He made a “tsk-ing” sound and
flew away.
A call to the offices of Police Commissioner Gordon of
Gotham City elicited this statement: “Anyone’s guess is as
good as ours. We’re still reeling from our hero turning
out to be a bad guy. Stop calling us. We have nothing more
to say.”
“I would never say ‘I told you so,’” Inspector Henderson
said, “but I have a strong feeling about this. Whoever wants
the Big Guy dead is someone who doesn’t fear his strength.
I stand by my opinion.” He paused. "Jealousy."
This reporter agrees. Having seen the maliciously destroyed
suit, one can only warn the people of Metropolis to keep
alert. The next attack will not be confined to an empty suit. Jealousy.

Linda King

Oh, a dark and ominous time is coming for Metropolis! Blame it on Batman! LOL! Poor guy, just because he had to go rogue for a while. He can't do anything right either. The curse of the super hero.

Kate

They can save the world and keep civilization on track day after day but when it comes to their women, they can't do anything right. We were going to blame it on Wonder Woman but we thought that Henderson would probably be a fan of hers but not of Batman, who started out a crime fighter and had to go "bad" for a while, as you said.
Because fanfic Lois has such a temper and can say the most vitriolic and venomous things to Clark for being Superman, she would take her anger out on the suit after Clark leaves before she can start yelling.
Back when we were making up the Scardino Aargh, we did write a lot more stuff. We decided Clark was going to hate Lois' new short hairdo and suggest she get extensions until it grew back out! That, coupled with finding out he was Superman, she would launch into one of her nasty tirades and while she was calling him every scum-sucking name she could think of, she discovers she just has to say the word 'kryptonite' and Clark will fall to the floor in agony. But only when she's V(itriolic)&V(enomous) angry. Regular anger doesn't work, just V&V. She has to be above and beyond regular angry. Because Lois is his greatest weakness anyway, the word said in anger has more power to hurt him than physical kryptonite. (Saying it aloud causes him a fleeting pain but the angrier she is when saying it, the more deadly it is.)
Clark barely escaped, staggering away as she yelled the word over and over at him and throwing himself out her window. He finds his way to Jack and he and his brother take Clark to Alaska to recover in the land of the midnight sun! Hoping against hope that Jonathan and Martha will never tell anyone where they are.

Of course, Martha knows Lois doesn't really mean it because she's just so hurt and confused and she would never really kill her boy with words, so she tells. Right?
LOL! That's another thing about fanfic. Martha always stands up for Lois against her son. A woman she has met only a few times and has seen at her worst each time, yet she just knows her son is the one in the wrong because deep down inside in a place only fictional women can see, Lois truly loves Clark.

Kate

Probably. We left it at the boys and Clark renting a room with a sunward view so they can all sit in the sun and stay warm. Clark near unconsciousness and the brothers squabbling over whose bright idea it was to come to Alaska.

Is that going to be put into a form to read like the SA? I had assumed the titles at the end of the SA were just a play on Star Wars.

Kate

I don't know. I'll ask, but I think everything is still in chat room entries not in synopsis form and a lot of it is n or x rated because Linda and Molly won't give up easily!

LOL! I forgot about Molly. So Clark made time with both of Lois' old college friends? No wonder she learns to kryptonite him with words! And that must be where Sarah's attempted use of words came from! That's fun!

Kate

What is there is funny but very raunchy. I don't know if anyone's planning to make another Aargh type story out of it or not. I put the question out but no replies yet.