"Feel the power of the dark side, Wanda, my woman," Lex/Kent said in a silky tone, his hands slowly moving up to her neck to find the zipper pull of her black jumpsuit. "Come with me to the bed and we can rule the city as man and wife!"
Wanda squinted her eyes and shook her head. "These images in my head-"
"No, Wanda, my woman! I am your husband! I, Lex Luthor!" He pointed at her with his index finger. "A.K.A. Kent!"
"NOOOOOOOOO!!" Wanda screamed. "NOOOOOO!!" She threw herself across the distance and grabbed his head in her hands. "The zipper is the back, you stupid piece of used tissue! It's in the back!" The kiss she planted on him momentarily stopped his breathing. "In the back! Do I have to do it myself?!"
As Wanda dropped off to sleep after the fourth and most energetic go 'round, Lex staggered from the bed and found Asabi meditating in the next alcove. He whacked him on the turban forcefully. "Stamina!" he said sharply. "Make sure my clone has plenty of stamina!"
Asabi looked up and pulled a can of Josta from his robes. "I thought you might need an energy drink after that."
Did you really think Asabi was meditating while Lex and his Wanda Woman were bouncing around on the bed? Nah! He would have turned up in the fifth season trying to blackmail Lois with the pictures and movies he took while she and Lex were too preoccupied to notice.
Edited by BevK (Today at 09:33 AM)