Okay. Nicholas Cage ruined it for me. I'm getting these links from the Superman Reddit, but I'm not looking anymore. I can't unsee Cage in that suit and the extensions. I'm afraid to go to sleep. I might dream about that awful mullet.
I think you found something worse than the aargh! Clark Kent in therapy?! Lex Luthor finding the spaceship? Was baby Kal El thrown clear of the ship on crashing or did he start crawling away and the Kents found him far removed from the crashsite? Definitely worse than the aargh.