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#253905 - 12/30/17 12:49 PM Re: WTFAF-- A Different Kind of Aargh!! [Re: BevK]
BevK Offline
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Registered: 04/08/10
Posts: 2424
Oh, yeah.
Clark has remained silent about everything since he awoke the next day and took a shower. When he came out of the stall the words "You let him get away with harming my chilldren" were written in the condensation on the mirror. Children was misspelled just the way his dear late wife often misspelled it. He's been extra vigilant ever since, looking this way and that like an owl. He sees the word "wuss" appearing everywhere. (Actually the word he sees is pornographic- twelve letters long,- so wuss will have to do for our purposes.)
Rumor has it, Jimmy called his mother to send him money but the envelope flew out of his hands and was blown out of the door of the tiny post office in upstate New Troy where he was hiding. He never found it, but a few days later an elderly woman found several hundred dollars in a tattered envelope in her mailbox. wink
Coincidence? Hmmmm!!!!
In fact, all across New England, the homeless and the elderly are finding hundreds of dollars magically appearing in their pockets and mailboxes just when they need it the most. Social media is calling it "the money fairy phenomenon" and sharing these heartwarming stories with the world.

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#253907 - 12/30/17 10:24 PM Re: WTFAF-- A Different Kind of Aargh!! [Re: BevK]
KateW Offline
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Registered: 10/10/11
Posts: 1739
lol I really did miss you guys!

Jimmy was living with a group of homeless men, but the head guy, a former NASA scientist, threw him out when unnatural phenomena began happening to Jimmy that there was no scientific explanation for. Tree branches broke and flew as far as fifty feet to land right on Jimmy's tent or sleeping bag. The cookfires kept being blown in his direction whenever he was near them. Glass shattered and the biggest pieces flew right at him.
That defier of all things science had to go. The other guys were beginning to doubt the leader's explanation of sonic booms.

Kate

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#253908 - 12/30/17 11:04 PM Re: WTFAF-- A Different Kind of Aargh!! [Re: BevK]
PMC12 Offline
Lane and Kent

Registered: 02/08/12
Posts: 750
Wait a minute now.......twelve letters long? If it's the one I'm thinking of.....uh, isn't CK already literally one? lol I mean he and Lois WERE married.....and they had the kids.....sooooooo......

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#253910 - 12/31/17 07:25 PM Re: WTFAF-- A Different Kind of Aargh!! [Re: BevK]
BevK Offline
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Registered: 04/08/10
Posts: 2424
I'm not even going to think about it. Will. Not. Go. There. lol

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#253914 - 01/01/18 11:09 AM Re: WTFAF-- A Different Kind of Aargh!! [Re: BevK]
KateW Offline
Clark Defenders United

Registered: 10/10/11
Posts: 1739
Well, I did miss you guys but maybe I don't anymore. Just kidding.

Kate, who wants to thank the powers that be for specifically and officially excluding "here"

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#253915 - 01/01/18 11:16 AM Re: WTFAF-- A Different Kind of Aargh!! [Re: BevK]
BevK Offline
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Registered: 04/08/10
Posts: 2424
Oh, yes. Sorry, karenc, but it's official. 'Here' is neutral territory.

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#253916 - 01/01/18 11:28 AM Re: WTFAF-- A Different Kind of Aargh!! [Re: BevK]
PMC12 Offline
Lane and Kent

Registered: 02/08/12
Posts: 750
Happy new year guys!

Originally Posted By: BevK
I'm not even going to think about it. Will. Not. Go. There. lol


Well, I didn't think of that. My son did and then laughed for a long time at his own wit.
Just askin', after all.

Anyway, fictional dead Lois seems to be getting her revenge by torturing Jimmy. It could last a lifetime!

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#253917 - 01/01/18 11:53 AM Re: WTFAF-- A Different Kind of Aargh!! [Re: BevK]
KateW Offline
Clark Defenders United

Registered: 10/10/11
Posts: 1739
Yikes! If it does, at some point his obsessive love for her will twist this into love for him and he'll start to like it.
As for CK, I think if the kids are okay with Dad's handling of it, dead Lois will let it go for him. She just needs to stop with Jimmy and leave him wondering why........

Kate

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#253918 - 01/01/18 12:00 PM Re: WTFAF-- A Different Kind of Aargh!! [Re: PMC12]
BevK Offline
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Registered: 04/08/10
Posts: 2424
Originally Posted By: PMC12
Happy new year guys!



Yes, Happy New Year! I hope everyone has a good year. We need one in my area.

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#253921 - 01/02/18 11:39 AM Re: WTFAF-- A Different Kind of Aargh!! [Re: BevK]
PMC12 Offline
Lane and Kent

Registered: 02/08/12
Posts: 750
Its okay to hate again, Bev. It will make America great.

Well, the kids still love and revere dad so dead Lois will get over it and leave Clark alone.
But when he finally gets to heaven Lois will be dating Scardino.
lol

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